Dear Little Cardinal Bird, Yesterday I thought you were cute. Today I find you creepy and annoying..
Then little birdie, you convinced me you were leaving...
But nope, you just moved out of sight.. to the back fence..
Little Red Birdie, PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD! find a new home! We love you little red bird but... seriously... I don't want to put curtains up because I would like to see the Golf Course, so I will put fake Hawks out on the portico if I need to! (not really, but what can I do? anybody?)
Dear 4 sweet hours of precious sleep, how fleeting were you?
Why didn't you bring your cousins hour 5, 6, and 7?
If these offenders get on my nerves I am going to have to resolve to having one of my favorite friends when I get off..
I call her "Red Cup!"
Dear Red Shirt that I thought I would wear really quick on this casual friday, umm who told you to be an XS?! I mean REALLY?! I thought you were an XL.
Talk about confusion when my four hours of sleep having self tried to button you up. It was a sad state of affairs. The bossoms said, oh no! you must set us FREE!
Ok so now you know I wrote this with no sleep, so enjoy your day. I am going to enjoy the comforts of my office where I can close the door and get some shut eye.
In case you didn't know who the Letter J is... look below..